blindbeards0llux:

asexual people are so cool because they can use the term “ace” when referring to themselves??? ace is such a rad word??? stay cool my ace pals

vvhitehouse:

awwww-cute:

Show off

THE LITTLE PAW SHOWING THROUGH THE BOWL IM WEAK

Why do people have to date? WHY? What’s so goddamned important about it?

benesmauglocked:

fwips:

Laptop Usage in Bed: the slippery slope

I relate to this on a molecular level.

carry-on-wayward-fallen-angel:

ashashi-corner:

ginathethundergoddess:

yugichrist:

xeppeli:

leader-of-standing-purgatorians:

reblogthings:

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It’s scares me that only 16,000 people know what this is

wtf is this some kind of choclat bar

This object has killed over 400,000 people

oh my god. 

Guys.

We’re old.

WE’RE THE OLD ONES NOW

*PANICS*

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croatoan-feathers:

carry-on-wayward-fallen-angel:

green-eyes-love:

myheartiswholocked:

i-am-fandomstuck:

terezi-minaj:

vinvin-vinny:

batlock:

captorgasm:

m4ge:

microwavewife:

estebanjulioricardodelarosa:

coxinyoface:

imreallyrandom:

The Walmart game.

Hmm..

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I dont know if I can top that.

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hold on I got this

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i would totally get this. 

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omfg

this is my favourite post on tumblr

IT GOT BETTER

good lord we are all psychopaths

Tumblr u need some help

(Source: chasingcenturies)

Yeah so I’m doing crafty things. This old shirt is being transformed into a friggin awesome new shirt.

"And he was bammin’ slammin’ bootylicious."
— Simon Monroe, about Kieren Walker, 2x02 (via incorrectinthefleshquotes)

I wish people would take me seriously. I wish they’d listen to my insights instead of ignoring them because I’ve never had a boyfriend. Fuck that, fuck it all. Being in a “relationship” doesn’t necessarily give you wisdom and it doesn’t give you permission to be an asshole those of us who aren’t pretty enough or sexually adventurous enough or charming enough to have partners.
I already feel like a bitter old maid whom nobody respects because she’s single. In three months I’m going to be 20 and frankly I am too young to feel this shitty about my singleness. Teenage relationships are crap anyway so why does it matter to people? Why does my virginity matter? Why does my relationship history (or lack thereof) dictate the worth of my knowledge or opinions?

claudiaboleyn:

Companion: I am so rubbish. 

RTD-written Doctor: No, you’re not! You’re brilliant! Remember that wonderful thing you did! Remember that special skill you have that nobody else has? Don’t put yourself down! Where would I be without you, eh?

vs

Moffat-written Doctor: You are bossy, also a control freak, a narcissist, a game player, needy, and also your skirt is just a little too tight.

Companion: Excuse me???